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PETA and the death of sanity

  • Whether leveling ridiculous accusations against ranchers, or making outrageous charges against farmers, or even assaulting the sensibilities of U.S. pet owners, publicity-hungry PETA ups the ante each year with increasingly desperate litigation.

It’s unfair to label People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals as an extremist organization. Giving PETA that tag is an unjust, terrible insult to true extremists, radicals and nuts across America. PETA is well off of any “extremist” chart or scale.

Whether leveling ridiculous accusations against ranchers, or making outrageous charges against farmers, or even assaulting the sensibilities of U.S. pet owners, publicity-hungry PETA has become a caricature of itself as it ups the ante each year with increasingly desperate litigation.

PETA’s latest bizarre gags and rantings seem to have been taken directly from a lost Monty Python skit. In protest of North Carolina’s annual “Brasstown Opossum Drop,” PETA marched into court and got a state judge to block the coming New Year’s possum party. Every Dec. 31 for the past 20 years, Brasstown residents have lowered a caged possum (plexiglass container) onto a stage to mark the coming year — and then let it go in the woods.

According to the News & Observer, Senior Administrative Law Judge Fred Morrison Jr. (with the acumen of Lance Ito) issued the following: “Hunters must afford wild animals the same right Patrick Henry yearned for: Give me liberty, or give me death!”

Morrison’s jaw-dropping decision to end the possum drop was an absolute stunner — the possum is not even injured in the slow descent.

An American judge placing Patrick Henry on the same level with a possum has got to be virgin judicial territory.

But even the possum case pales beside PETA’s actions in October 2012, over the mass death of some aquatic beings — fish. In Irvine, Wash., an unlucky trucker accidently spilled 1,600 pounds of bass onto the city streets. Writing to the Public Works Department, PETA asked that a roadside sign be erected as a memorial to the fallen fish.

“Although such signs are traditionally reserved for human fatalities, I hope you’ll make an exception because of the enormous suffering involved in this case, in order to remind drivers that all animals — whether they’re humans, basset hounds or bass — value their lives and feel their pain,” wrote PETA’s Dina Kourda.

Basset hounds? Where did that come from? Basset hounds?

Not to be outdone by Kourda, PETA spokeswoman Ashley Byrne further amplified the tragedy: "Hundreds of fish perished in this accident, suffocating slowly on the roadway."

At last report, PETA was still banging away, trying in vain to get Irvine to build a fish monument.

Think the possum and the fish are just exceptions or fringe portrayals? In January 2010, PETA said Punxsutawney Phil was being abused by crowd noise and camera flashes at the annual Pennsylvania Groundhog Day festival. PETA unsuccessfully demanded the festival replace Phil with a robot groundhog.

And just days ago, PETA stepped up to the Thanksgiving plate and took a swing at the annual White House "turkey pardon." PETA President Ingrid Newkirk asked President Obama to administer the coup de grace to the event: "You understand so well that African-Americans, women, and members of the LGBT community have been poorly served throughout history, and now I am asking you to consider other living beings who are ridiculed, belittled, and treated as if their sentience, feelings, and very natures count for nothing."

Only PETA could get away with using gay rights to springboard a campaign for turkey liberation. Any other organization lumping African-Americans, women, gays and turkeys into a natural civil rights conglomerate would be vilified as "Bigots of the Year."

With 2013 just around the bend, you can be sure PETA will be looking to extend its umbrella of protection beyond Patrick Henry, fish, turkeys, and basset hounds. Cockroaches and fire ants next? We shall see…

Discuss this Blog Entry 4

Anonymous (not verified)
on Nov 28, 2012

Opossum dropings carry EPM this is death for the horses that eat were opossums dropings are left why is PETA not out saving horses from this member of the rat famley? The horse built our country the opossum has done harm to the horse.SO kill a opossum save the horse.

InHayesvilleNC (not verified)
on Nov 28, 2012

Of course, Clay Logan, who runs our possum drop, has stated that since he can't use a live possum, he will simply shoot one and use a dead one. That is legal, unlike capturing a possum for 24 hours and giving it the best meals of its life.

A-Man (not verified)
on Nov 28, 2012

PETA is a good idea gone wild. In some of their positions PETA has moved into the area of absurdity. Thanks for an excellent article that gives us a realistic glimpse into some of their more absurd ideas.

dan (not verified)
on Dec 4, 2012

PETA really needs to come by my place and see a Bobcat debowl a deer and start eating while the critter is alive. Oh woe is me, the suffering, the pain......who would they sue, me, the farmer for not feeding the Bobcat properly??????

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